Tacographs

Well, we all knew it was coming. Innovation and invention was always bound to catch up with imagination soon enough, and now that day has came. Here is the latest in our long list of fantastic products – the all new tacograph!!!!

Oh yeah, it’s here! Though previous products have been a little flakey, both in terms of performance and texture, this new tacograph is an improvement across the board!

Back in the early days of the industry, these would be made of paper, which is not only a weak material, but not very tasty. Our patented “Tactile Taco” (“Tacotile” for short) technology means your tacograph can still be written on whilst retaining it’s flavour and structural stability. In fact, one hidden bonus is that as the tacograph machine gets hotter from continued use, your tacograph starts to cook! Now your cab can be full of baking tacos, instead of petrol station air freshners.

But it is at the end of your journey that tacographs really come into their own. Once you have transferred the required information, it’s time to beef up!

Now you have a “healthy” snack to set you up for the return trip, where another tacograph will be waiting for you! You’ll be going loco for taco!

Disclaimer: Beef not included. 

Second disclaimer: Snack is not healthy in any way, shape or form. 

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Hopefully, you have now realised this is all in jest. As awesome as they may sound, tacographs aren’t real. But a surprising amount of people search for “Tacographs” on Google and other search engines. We, of course, sell the real thing – tachograpghs. The “h” is all important! So if that is what you are looking for, check out our products by clicking here.